Landlord : Could you guys please stop throwing condoms in the toilet bowl they block the system, wrap it and dispose it in a rubbish bin, I can't afford this.
Tenant (curious) : So where do I fit there? Afford what?
Landlord : When I traced the direction of these condoms they come from your toilet bowl.
Tenant : My man do you know when last did I use a condom? Its a year now.
Landlord (angrily) : Leave my house because I cant afford to be picking up over 1000 of condoms per month for people who have a year not using them.
SOURCE - Patrick, Johannesburg
ENTERTAINMENT - JOKES
